Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Monday, February 2, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning? A: Opens the car door.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
What part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Q: How do you drown a blonde?? A: Put a mirror in the bathtub...
Monday, November 17, 2008
Example is not the main thing in influencing others; it is the only thing.
Q: Why can't blondes fart? A: They don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!
Q: What does a blonde say in the morning? A: Who ARE you guys?
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
To make it work, you have to DO the work.
Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blondes'eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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What's up guys, this week in TugJob we invited an awesome girl, she is so fucking beautiful, she has a sexy ass, and two pair of sweet round titties with piercing on her niples. We were talking waiting for Commando to do the scene and she was so fucking horny that she couldn't stop rubbing her wet pussy. When Commando arrived they had a lot of chemistry and the Tugjob came out fucking amazing. Come and see Rachel rubbing Commando's cock and licking her balls. Enjoy.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
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This week on tug jobs we got Megan Jones. She told us that she was an expert in hands on cock love and that she absolutely loved giving hand jobs. So we told her to come by the bangbros shack and meet up with my pal Kayser who's been aching for a good tug. She was great she yanked and tugged his cock and didn't forget to massage the balls. She worked fast and then she slowed it down just enough to tease and not let him explode too quickly, until she was ready to let him squirt on her large tits
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Flower Tucci Clips
Bobbi wanted to come over because she heard what goes on at my house when I invite friends to the pool...What can I say, I am a naughty girl. Her boyfriend stopped giving her dick the way she likes it so I lined up Jerry to fill in for her man...and fill in her pussy and ass too. I got mine too, but I really just wanted to get Bobbi fucked good and hard.see more at flower tucci
Thursday, May 8, 2008
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One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhereabove New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, MichaelJordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegaloxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and thepassenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened,and the pilot burst into the compartment."Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad newsis that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is thatthere are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, thepilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "Iam the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. Ithink the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" Withthese words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtledthrough the door and into the night.Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man.The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man shouldhave a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the DaliLama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life andhave known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life aheadof you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. Theworld's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."more pics like the one below at Just Sluts
Saturday, May 3, 2008
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This week on tug jobs we got Megan Jones. She told us that she was an expert in hands on cock love and that she absolutely loved giving hand jobs. So we told her to come by the bangbros shack and meet up with my pal Kayser who's been aching for a good tug. She was great she yanked and tugged his cock and didn't forget to massage the balls. She worked fast and then she slowed it down just enough to tease and not let him explode too quickly, until she was ready to let him squirt on her large tits
Monday, April 28, 2008
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
Q: Why are blondes like turtles? A: When on their back, their screwed.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
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Today this girl really look like supermodel her face so fucking pretty and she have big ol fucking natural titties. I really like fuck this girl and she is amazing at ride dick so we took her to Busty Adventures. When I first met her I knew I had to fuck her on camera because of the way her tits is look so perfect. I drilled into wall. Guess what, I caught her play her with her hot pussy and rub her tits. She start get naked as soon, then she play with her pussy with dildo, it was great watching her huge tits bounce around as I fucked her real hard, then she suck my dick, and we fucked for a long time, and I spray her all over with lots of sperm. After mmm... go on press play and get yourself some is really SEXXUAL.. mmm CHANTAL. It was great.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
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This Week I went to see about a Motorcycle at the Bike shop when i got there i meet up with this gorgeous beauty named "Simona". She looked hot and sexy on the top of a chopper. I asked to see some bikes and also i asked to see her tits because they were popping out of her sexy little dress. We walk inside the shop and this sexy girl show me her voluptuous set of tits and her nice wet pussy. I was so horny for this sexy beauty so i just fucked her on top of the bike she was showing me. I got a taste of her tight ass and pussy, she fucked like a rock star and when i cummed i make sure she got every little drop of it in her mouth. She really did a great job selling me that bike. I bought it right on the spot. I think Simona did it right, you should always satisfy your customers..Enjoy fellas!!
Monday, March 24, 2008
I've seen condom vending machines, but this one installs.
Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question." Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?" She says, "Oh that's easy, that was Adam." Birds sing, bells ring, the gates open up and she goes into heaven. So Saint Peter asks the second nun "Who was the first woman on earth?" She says "Oh that's easy that was Eve." Same thing happens - birds sing, bells ring, and she goes into heaven. So Saint Peter says to the third nun "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" She sits and thinks for awhile and says "boy that's a hard one." Birds sing, bells ring, the gates open up and she goes into heaven!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
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When you see Denisa you may think she is a sweet, pretty princess but what you don't know is how much this princess loves to have a cock in her pussy. We meet on the street on a pretty day, and the first thing i saw was her gorgeous tits. I couldn't ignore this, so i immediately went for the price, and trust me fellas The price was right on the money. This sexy brunette is a piece of work her big tits and her nice tight pussy made for a perfect afternoon. I got to fuck her in the ass and it was fantastic, she told me when we first meet that she was not used to get fucked in the ass but apparently it was not very hard for me to get some. This one is one of those girls that certainly can trick you. I let you guys be the judge, click play a have a taste of the sweet, pretty princess.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Fucking The Help
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head! visit Fucking The Help for more.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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Rachel busted out an ass that totally took me by surprise. Besides been really cute, this little devil is a freak, and her ass is no joke. For her first audition, she came wearing this little white skirt, and when she lifted it, the ASS came and said hello. Actually, Rachel is the total package. Great skinny body. Glorious ass, and a pussy that dont quit....