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Q: How does a blond hemophiliac cure herself? A: With acupuncture!

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning? A: Opens the car door.

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Q: How do you drown a blonde?? A: Put a mirror in the bathtub...

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Q: Why can't blondes fart? A: They don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Q: What does a blonde say in the morning? A: Who ARE you guys?

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